Another week up, another week down. Facebook reportedly let tech giants have a lot more access to user data than we thought. A Swedish company had AI compose some freakin' festive holiday songs. And package thieves got punished ... with glitter!

Now's your chance to catch up if you missed anything.

Victory Royale!

This story both is and isn't Boring.

More software, no mirrors.

It really was cool.

But you'll keep shopping there.

But I was vacuum-sealed inside a dream.

This gyrating fuzz monster is a guardian angel.

Here's our wish list.

The smart home continues to boom. But unsettling stories like these give some of us pause.