She talks about how hard it has been with Tash, and suddenly Hayley pipes up because in case you forgot, she and David are having sex and yes she has advice.

While Hayley attempts to be an expert, Amanda asks her to please pipe down and eventually just yells 'SHUT THE F*CK UP' and honestly we don't blame her.

Having colluded with Mishel, Tash has decided she also has a letter to share with Amanda. She thanks her for the nice moments of their marriage, of which there is approximately one, and says she won't hold any resentment towards her, so long as she's allowed to walk out of this building freely without security trapping her and forcing her back into a relationship she has had no interest in for three weeks.

They both choose to leave, but Amanda has a final message.

She apologises to the gay community, because she feels her marriage to Tash was not a fair representation of a same-sex relationship.

Pause.

Amanda.

You do not need to apologise.

If any of these relationships were indicative of the way real human beings actually interact with each other, society as a whole would have fallen apart long ago.

If these marriages were in any way a reflection of real life, we'd have to accept that it's normal for heterosexual relationships to end in a man putting his wife's toothbrush in the toilet, and allowing her to brush her teeth with it.

We simply refuse to believe that's the world we live in.

UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT.