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A brand-new Predator movie, cleverly titled Prey, has hit Hulu and -- to everyone's surprise -- might be one of the best Predator movies in years.
In lieu of that, we thought it might be a good time to rank every Predator movie, from worst to best. And yes, we will be including the Aliens vs. Predator movies!
Let's begin...
7. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
No surprises here. Despite raking in a bewildering $130 million at the box office, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem is a bad movie. Not even a bad-good movie, a flat out bad one. The plot is completely incoherent, the characters are two-dimensional and it completely misunderstands why Predator, as a series and a cultural artefact, matters so much to so many people.
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem is high on silly, video game violence, but low in the high strung tension that Predator is famous for. Terrible.
The stars should have been aligned for The Predator.
Shane Black, who starred in the 1987 original (and apparently helped with some on-set rewrites) helmed this 2018 reboot. Given Black's legacy -- he's written some of the best action movies of all time in Lethal Weapon, and directed recent classics like The Nice Guys and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang -- we expected more from The Predator. Sadly, he seemed to misunderstand the assignment.
Much like Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, The Predator feels incoherent, and feels more concerned with action movie quips than building something as tightly constructed as the original classic movie.
This is the sort of movie that should never have worked, but sort of did?
Alien vs. Predator featured just the right amount of video game-style silliness. Given the fact it was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, the man behind an incredible nine video game movie adaptations, that makes a lot of sense.
Alien vs. Predator carries a lot of energy seen in his Resident Evil movie series. Just wild, and silly but fun.
Predator 2 was poorly received upon release but, as time goes by, it's become a little more appreciated for the big, albeit slightly bizarre, swings it took.
Predator 2 took the story out of the jungle and into the city, but also bogged down the narrative with a strange, Robocop-esque, drug dealing subplot. It's elevated by a pretty cool Danny Glover performance and uh... Gary Busey. Personally, I'm a huge fan of the ending, which takes Danny Glover's character onto the Predator's ship for a final battle.
People reading this list may look at this position and assume I didn't enjoy Prey. That is not the case. Prey is a very good movie with many great elements.
I love the recurring motifs, the way it plays with the relationship between predators and prey. Prey is also a beautifully shot movie, set in a landscape that feels a little different to what's come before. I am also in love with the idea of pulling an Assassin's Creed with the Predator series, setting each one in a completely different period in history.
But I have a few minor notes.
Mainly around the CGI. It will date horribly and, in some cases, already looks bad. Worse still, there seems to be CGI shots that would have been far more effective with practical effects.
Still, Prey is easily the best Predator movie in years.
I want to say up front that it was very close between Prey and Predators for the coveted No. 2 spot on this list.
Here are my reasons for putting Predators ahead of Prey.
- Prey has just come out and there's a certain amount of recency bias. It feels very nice to have a good, new Predator movie available to watch.
- Predators is actually very good. It features a buffed-up Adrien Brody in a really interesting, slightly different type of hero performance. In fact, the whole cast -- which features Topher Grace, Alice Braga and Laurence Fishbourne -- is really compelling.
- I love the whole setting of Predators. Instead of visiting earth, the cast are essentially a group of humans kidnapped and placed on a hunting reserve on the Predator's home planet. It's a cool idea and it's well executed.
- The movie is dark and visceral in an understated way that reminds me of the original. Prey does something similar, but Predators comes with a suite of its own ideas and expands the universe in interesting ways.
I am a big fan of Predators. More people should watch it.
Look, this is very obvious. Predator isn't just the best Predator movie, it's arguably the best action movie ever made. It's certainly my favorite.
It's not just that Predator is a lean, incredibly tight action movie with zero fat, it's also iconic and perfectly cast. I'd argue it also features Arnold Schwarzenegger's most effective action hero performance.
Frame for frame, I'd put Predator up against any action movie ever made. It's a beautifully shot, perfectly executed exercise in taught claustrophobia. Every beat, every plot twist is perfectly timed. Watch it right now -- this hasn't aged a day.
