Hearing Byrnes’ familiar voice, the gentle giant immediately turned towards the bench at Kardinia Park, put his head down and galloped towards the dugout as Byrnes kept running to relay messages from the Cats’ coaches to their players.
When Jackson arrived at the Demons’ bench, the 20-year-old was a bit bemused as he tried to work out how he had received an instruction no one seemed to know anything about. It’s still unclear whether he knew exactly what happened at that moment as he was waved back.
Meanwhile, Byrnes’ returned to the Cats’ bench with a cheeky grin on his dial, uncertain as to how the Demons’ coaching staff had reacted but knowing that sometimes some players can fall for tricks that had a .000001 percent chance of success.
Jackson, of course, is no longer a Demon but remains a much-loved figure given he helped the Demons break a premiership drought in his hometown, Perth, in 2021.
Just another Dangerfield premiership
Speaking of the Cats, their captain Patrick Dangerfield might have been ruing a rare year out of September action, but he did not have much time to drag his bottom lip along the ground.
His wife Mardi was preparing to play for Geelong Amateur in AFL Barwon’s division one women’s grand final against Grovedale on Sunday as the club attempted to go back-to-back.
With the Cats’ draw keeping them away from the Sunday slots most of the year, the pair could both play footy and look after their young tribe as Mardi played 15 games for the season, just three fewer than Patrick, and finished runner-up in the club’s best and fairest. That’s probably higher than Patrick will finish in this year’s Carji Greeves medal.
The Ammos, or Wammos, as the women’s team are known, defeated Grovedale, meaning Dangerfield added a football premiership to her netball flag at the club a few years earlier. Her dad, former Geelong mayor Bruce Harwood, was also the interchange steward for the club, and according to a club source was a handy waiter during Sunday night’s premiership celebrations, which stretched into a Mad Monday.
Might be a time for an extension at Mogg’s Creek to fit the medals in the Dangerfield house.
On the coach’s whiteboard
Before you go, here are ...
Five reasons why we, the Kangaroos, wanted to defeat Gold Coast and sacrifice our rights to the No.1 pick at the 2023 national draft:
Harley Reid (right) is considered the standout player in this year’s national draft.Credit: AFL Photos
- Ladies and gentleman, look up the name JaMarcus Russell.
- My name is Alastair Clarkson. I don’t do wooden spoons.
- How did Jason Horne-Francis work out for us, compared to Harry Sheezel and George Wardlaw?
- The mere mention of “Gold Coast” makes any self-respecting North Melbourne supporter spew up.
- Emma Kearney thinks we can still win the McClelland Trophy. A million bucks is a million bucks.
They said
“Eighty per cent of our first premiership side is sitting in this room right now” – Damien Hardwick on accepting the Gold Coast coaching job.
But they forgot to say
“Eighty per cent of our first premiership side is sitting in this room right now. We sit on top of the VFL ladder ... what, you thought I meant AFL, ha, ha, ha, sorry.”
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